Afraid of Heights?

Got this silly list from someone at the Lokomotiv forums :)

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• Height of Honesty
  A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket
• Height of Confusion
  Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
• Height of Revenge
  A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand
• Height of Pain
  A monkey sliding down a knife’s edge using its balls as his brakes
• Height of Foolishness
  A guy peeping through the keyhole of a glass door.
• Height of Noise
  Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
• Height of Itch
  A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls
• Height of Innocence
  A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking them as pimples
• Height of Unemployment
  Cobwebs in prostitute’s cunt
• Height of Laziness
  A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
• Height of Competition
  A guy peeing beside a waterfall
  or
  A topless lady standing near Mount Everest
• Height of Bravery
  A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays
• Height of Sophistication
  Sucking nipples with a straw
• Height of Disgust
  While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper
• Height of Technology
  Condom with zip
• Height of Penetration
  A baby girl born pregnant
• Height of Patience
  A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for a banana to fall in the “right place”
• Height of Coincidence
  And the banana falling in the “right place”

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