Tagalog Word of the Day: IPOT

IPOT

Description:
Ipot means "droppings", or excrement/fecal matter from animals, usually pertaining to smaller types.  The word ipot itself is more closely associated with bird droppings than any other animal’s (used as a noun or a verb).  Also see TAE

Word Usage:   

May ipot na pumatak sa aking ulo. 
(Bird droppings fell on my head.)
or (A juicy globule of bird shit smacked wetly onto my freshly shampooed hair.)
or even
(No, my dear, that’s not a snowflake, don’t eat it…)

Mula sa kawalan, isang malaking piraso ng ipot ang tumama sa salamin ng aking kotse.
(Out of nowhere, a large piece of bird shit hit the windshield of my car.)
or (Like a sudden flash of white light, a vile portion of the winged creature’s excrement smashed into my windshield .)
or even
(No, my dear, that’s still not a snowflake, don’t fuckin’ eat it…)

Tumirik ang mata ng bayawak habang sarap na sarap itong umiipot sa likod ng aming bahay.
(The lizard rolled its eyes in delight as it defecated behind our house.)
or (The vile reptile’s eyes showed profound ecstacy as it unloaded its lethal cargo in the shadows of our abode.)
or even (Godzilla’s eyes were filled with satisfaction as it…  damnit dear, I told you it’s not a fuckin’ snowflake - are you really THAT hungry?)