Tagalog Slang of the Week: Volume 3

WARNING:  The content of this blog entry might prove offensive to some people.

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• BURNIK - Buhok sa paligid ng puwet
  (The hair that surrounds the anus.)
• KURIMAW - Dumi na naiiwan sa brief o panty
  (Toxic residue left in underwear - also known as "skid marks".)
• TUBOL - Malaking piraso ng tae
  (A large piece of feces..)
• PUYUKOT - maliliit o mabibilog na piraso ng tae (parang sa pusa)
  (Small or Roundish pieces of manure - like cat poop.)
• URMOT - Matubig na tae
  (Watery shit.)
• BURIS - Matubig na tae, parang gripo ang puwet
  (Watery shit, like your ass just became a faucet.)
• BULTOKACHI - Tubig na bumabalik sa puwet ‘pag nalaglag  ang isang malaking ebak.
  (Water that splashes back on the anus when a large piece of shit falls.)
• MCARTHUR - Tae na bumabalik pagkatapos i-flush.
  (Shit that comes back after you flush.)
• KANGKUNGKHERNITZZ - Album ng Parokya ni Edgar
  (The name of the album by the Pinoy band, Parokya ni Edgar)
• BURUGUDUYSTUNSTUDGUDUNSTUY - Album din ng Parokya ni Edgar
  (Another album by the Pinoy band, Parokya ni Edgar.)

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That’s it for this week! Didn’t know there were so many names for SHIT.  Stay tuned for more Tagalog Slang of the Week, coming soon!!